Militant Feminism 
Thank you dear friend of our recent tour,
For telling us who started the 100 year war with France…. 
I had no idea who was this Edward III 
So I smart phoned him ….And unearthed a great story.
The story of Isabella of France, daughter of a king of
France,
Married to a king of England, a gay king of England.
An Isabella who, on a visit back to France accused 
Each of her three brothers of being cuckolded.
She invaded England with her lover, 
Roger Mortimer. And won . 
Mortimer supposedly arranging for the killing of her
husband, the English king,
With a red hot poker.
She came with her son, Edward III. 
She and Mortimer reigned just 4 years, 
For her son rallied the barons, and took his crown 
Mortimer he hung at Tyburn . 
Isabella was placed under castle arrest - well financed
and loosely enforced, 
But the interesting story is her three brothers ,
 
none of whom had children. 
So the Capetian line died out. 
Edward III claimed the French throne through her. 
Daughter of the French king 
But she was never a queen, always claimant.
Her brothers’ wives imprisoned or killed.  
The guilty knights, if guilty, after torture, killed. Those
who should know 
agree that they were castrated, drawn and
quartered or flayed alive, 
Broken on a wheel, then hung. 
And a hundred years of war followed – 
Crecy, Agincourt and finally Joan of Arc at Chinon,
But there is much more.  
The curse of Jacques de Molay,
 The last of the
Knights Templar, retracting a confession 
Made under torture
 While being burnt at
the stake. A curse on Isabella’s father,
 And on Clement V the
pope.
On the fulfilment of this curse  
Much has been written. 
They were not happy times. I hope that
the world has come a long way since.